Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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