You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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