You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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