Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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