You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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