heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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