butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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