in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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