I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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