Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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