if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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