Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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