I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It was a blind-side dick pic.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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