I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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