You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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