i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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