i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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