xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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