I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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