You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
and she was petting her beer can
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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