what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The feeling are messing with the penis
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
its liver damage thursday
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