doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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