Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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