I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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