Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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