people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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