Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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