I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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