Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Found the puke drawer
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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