I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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