People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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