If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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