So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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