Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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