i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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