spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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