I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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