Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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