I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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