i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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