I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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