So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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