I'm going to jail i love you
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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