I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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