doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
