Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
you had me at cake vodka
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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