glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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