I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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