we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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