I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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