mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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