Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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