Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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