My liver just broke up with me...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He better not be in your backpack
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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