I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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