I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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