its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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