yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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