i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
