I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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