He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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