We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
