is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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