I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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